the apple joke

I just received a joke, the new apple ipod shuffle 3rd generation. The biggest joke so far.



like wow, how small can it be.

first with the thinnest macbook and notebook which lack of impressive technical specifications.

and now, the smallest ipod touch with the most outstanding feature.



its so so small, man. smaller than a crayon, a size of a thumbdribe. maybe close to a size of a standard key. and damn you, this is not a joke yet.



its darn sleek, oh wait. where are the buttons? first button less ipod ever? woohoo, voice activation? shaking the ipod to change song? choose ur song by just saying the song name? HMMMM.



not really, just a switch and with only 3 functions. OFF, SHUFFLE, NOT SHUFFLE.

WOW!

Where's the play, stop, forward, rewind button?



apple has adopt the handphone handsfree concept i guess. with a component half way running in between the wires. but, there's only 3 buttons. volume up, volume down, and another button at the center.

and also doubted as the first ipod that talks to you.

so here's how it goes.
tap the center button once to play.
tap it twice to forward to next song.
OOPS, sorry u cant go backwards. so you gotta go through one big cycle to go back to the song you were listening at first.
and if you are blur about the song title about what you are listening to, hold the center button, and a gay voice will announce the song title and artist.

syncing ur ipod with a mac will make ur ipod shuffle have a gay voice.

syncing it with pc will make ur ipod shuffle have a gayer voice. go google the guided tour video and listen. damn, it will turn gay guys on.

what about switching playlist? SIMPLE.

hold the center button long enough till u hear a beep. but before a beep the gay voice will once again announce the song you are listening too. then the gay voice will announce the playlist name one by one, when you hear your desired playlist, tap the center button once.

WOW, what if I have a hundreds of playlist? OMG, time to enjoy hearing a mysterious gay voice.

I wish apple will have an update where you can change your preference on the voiceover, instead of gay voice, we can change it to a seductive woman's voice like those on the LRT?

COOL MAN.